I look pretty swell in my new Power Ranger wetsuit. It's for a size junior O'Neil, but has longer legs than my size in women's, however it's tighter in the crotch. I'm the
Red Ranger, bay-bee! I ripped for two hours at the 11th hour, a 2-3 incoming; not as consistent as the evening before.
I'm usually the first one on the beach in the morning, except sometimes for Bonz. And sometimes we get there at the same time.
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Bonz, 6/2011. He likes to take cigar and whiskey breaks in between
morning sessions. I've surfed with this guy more than anyone else in my
whole fucken life. But I've only been surfing about 3 years now. |
This morning, the fog was tight. It's Friday, so I expected more surfers than usual to show up. No Bonz, and I wasn't surprised from the buoy reports. I took the stairs to the beach. I only had so much time before work, so I headed towards Jailhouse.
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Surf Slut Jailhouse, June, '11 |
It looked way flatter than what was pumping last night. Once in a while something rideable? Couldn't tell, so I thought I'd walk out to the pt.
The baby sea lion was the same color as the damp rocks of the cliff he cowered beneath. He saw me first and hustled from the cliffs across the small patch of beach to the shorebreak. He had a deep gash like a bloody necklace encircling his neck. A deep and bloody incision; fishwire wrapped around him and cutting him like razors. He was just a little thing. A year old sea lion at best. "Aw, baby," I said to him. He turned around and looked at me with those bleeding chocolate brown eyes they have and flopped back onto the beach toward me. "Aw, baby," I said again as we locked eyes.
I ran up the wood steps and drove to my office and called the Marine Animal Rescue for SB County. I left a message and my number.
There used to be this woman on campus. Kathy Larsen in Marine Science? I can't find her number now. But I would call her whenever I found a lame sea bird or sick sea lion or dolphin corpse. She would right away send a team out to gather it. I couldn't find her number. I called a few people on campus. No one knew who I was talking about.
About the 11th hour a gruff beach type voice called me and said they found my yearling sealion and he was going to be alright. "You know," I said, "When those sea lions are sick they come to the stairs. I think they know to come for help." Mr. Gruff voice on the other end agreed. After that phone call, I put on my crime fighting Red Ranger wetsuit and I hit it.